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cAPSLOCK wrote
at 4:02 AM, Saturday May 26, 2007 EDT Lovely Seven-Two! Pocket Kings have no chance here. Even Aces fall. Here at Gpokr "Pot odds" mean the winner has Timed out while he pees. If ever in doubt The best course of action is Always go all-in. It is normal here... A pair in the flop comes up every other hand. (please feel free to add you own :) |
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undescript wrote
at 8:22 PM, Saturday May 26, 2007 EDT there once was a man from gpokr
who thought that 2 & 7 were jokers the turn came an ace, the river a king he called the winner a pole-smoker |
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cAPSLOCK wrote
at 1:19 AM, Sunday May 27, 2007 EDT Dot, enter. - No Luck.
I have timed out. I can't bet. There goes my full house. |
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cAPSLOCK wrote
at 4:21 AM, Sunday May 27, 2007 EDT One setback. I snap.
All in untill it's all gone. Now I load my gun. |
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cAPSLOCK wrote
at 4:21 AM, Sunday May 27, 2007 EDT One setback. I snap.
All in untill it's all gone. Now I load my gun. |
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cAPSLOCK wrote
at 8:40 PM, Sunday May 27, 2007 EDT Oh, Refill button!
So small, and yet so mighty! You ruin this game. |
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cAPSLOCK wrote
at 2:42 AM, Monday May 28, 2007 EDT Spontaneous and in chat:
cAPSLOCK: Your Damn pre-flop raise... cAPSLOCK: Hand after hand after hand... cAPSLOCK: Decreases my joy |
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cAPSLOCK wrote
at 4:15 PM, Monday May 28, 2007 EDT Eight tiny fishes,
each with fifteen-hundred teeth, needle me to death. |
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cAPSLOCK wrote
at 5:39 AM, Tuesday May 29, 2007 EDT Flopped a straight! All-in!!
Call, call, call, call, call, call, call. Beaten by a flush. |
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Hermes wrote
at 8:39 PM, Tuesday May 29, 2007 EDT lol at that last one cAPSLOCK... cos it was once a lived one :) got some $$ from side-pots tho ;)
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p00neil wrote
at 9:44 PM, Tuesday May 29, 2007 EDT Haikus are okay,
But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. |
