ya no i wa once walking down ma street having a cig on way to shop nd i saw this badger coming my way,

So i approached this "Badger" and asked him where he was going.

"Just to my huddle" he replied

I looked in confusion and walked off to the shop,

Bought 50 mars bars and 24 packs of ready salted crisps.

AS i got home i sat down and said

im a FAT BASTARD

the end.