*POOF YOU ARE NOW AUOTHORISED*

However, 1st you must.....

Step #1 - Stick middle finger into rectum

Step #2 - Remove.... (If necessary you may smell)

If you did not receive a "NEW TABLE" then just repeat Step #1 to Step #2 until you do.

ALTERNATE #1

Step #1 – Bend the F*CK over and stick your head up your ass….

Step #2 – Remove (IF YOU WANT TO) * This may be a better look for you *.... (If necessary you may smell)

If you did not receive a "NEW TABLE" then just repeat Step #1 to Step #2 until you do.

LMAO MY SPELLING SUCKS...... i so forogt to check it .. hahaha