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Country Girl wrote
at 7:22 PM, Wednesday July 16, 2008 EDT
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the COUNTRY, stops, walks in a tavern and sees a sign over the bar which reads:

Cheeseburger $1.50
Chicken Sandwich $2.50
Hand Job $1000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary monies, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes" she asks with a knowing smile "can I help ya?" "I was wondering", whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes" she smiles and purrrs~"I sure am!"

The old biker replies "Well, wash ya hands~I want a cheeseburger!"

:) SMILE :)

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2 GOOD 4 U wrote
at 8:36 PM, Wednesday July 16, 2008 EDT
what the fuck does that have 2 do with cheees bugerr fagg
Dark Side wrote
at 8:39 PM, Wednesday July 16, 2008 EDT
hand job 1000 $.?

atmost 50$. Get ya numbers right sugar.
Mr.Less wrote
at 8:42 PM, Wednesday July 16, 2008 EDT
girl in biker bar..

atmost 10$ for the full monty
Pussy Eater wrote
at 8:43 PM, Wednesday July 16, 2008 EDT
you both got it wrong
For me its free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr.Less wrote
at 8:45 PM, Wednesday July 16, 2008 EDT
maybe darkside is wrong.But im ALWAYS right..if not..STILL
you can call me GOD if you like!
Dark Side wrote
at 8:47 PM, Wednesday July 16, 2008 EDT
lol okay god

your skany 1's cost 10$..mine atleast 50$
Mr.Less wrote
at 8:50 PM, Wednesday July 16, 2008 EDT
HAHAHAHA

i do like the skanky 1's indeed. Good read.
Or did my 10$ gave it away ? lol
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