I actually like seagulls a lot. That was just a song lyric. Seagulls sometimes get into the trash bags. Jesus fuck do they make a mess. They rip the bag open like a sugar-high lil bastard going at a pinata. That's why we have to use the white plastic bags: so the gulls don't spread my microwave boxes and empty trays and caviar cans all over desolation alley. Still, I do actually like seagulls a lot. Really.
